Bali Hash House Harriers 2

Hash Trash

Run #1470 – August 15th, 2020

Oh to be back Hashing in Bali‼! And what a great day for our second run back with Bali Hash House Harriers II (2, 2, 2).

The Hares chose an excellent spot for today’s run, plenty of parking and space for us to be silly and drunk without offending the natives. In fact, it must be said, that for the past two runs the local Balinese in the fields and streams have been extremely helpful. This run gave both long and short runners plenty of space to stretch out though it was a bit confusing running into drunk short running newbies and drunken virgins stumbling around the rice paddies, and even long time Hashers on the way back towards home. Coming into the parking lot there were people doing selfies and drinking black stuff and trying to eat obscene looking hot dogs while Wooden Eye tried to get the Harriets in the sack and Peterfile tried to get a virgin in the sack, or something like that… I guess it was understandable though as said virgin was totally barely (nearly un) dressed for something other than Hashing so there ya go!

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Our favorite Rhodesian Ridgeback was back on the run with her master Mount N Groan and she didn’t hesitate for a moment to try and bite the face off the nearest 4 Legged she could find (lions being in short supply on at BHHH2). Fortunately for that dog Zola had a massive rope around her neck and a couple more virgins holding the table she was attached too. Well done Zola and Virgins!

The circle was short and sweet and just as well with all the drunken frivolity that was going on beforehand. Gaylick sported a keg and Inflatable Bed Mate sported Bali Moon’s new answer to Jagermeister which helped grease the collective wheels quite well (Thanks Dudes!) while Night Jar held a short court after HM stumbled through few sentences of thanks et al, and as with many stories that involve Hashing and Drinking… all was well!

The run was fantastic and our hosts and sponsors pulled out the stops. The Black Bull was a little too tasty and the extra beer was gone I a flash but it seems we all made it home safely though rumor has it that Blow Joe nearly rode all the way to Sanur before he realized he was going the wrong way…

Thanks to Worm, Wriggley, Worm Hole, Night Crawler and Nightjar for a fantastic day and thank you everyone from BHHH2 for being you‼!

On On to Bali Bird Park Run #1471