HASH TRASH & REFLECTIONS ON BALI H3 II RUN #1476

HASH TRASH & REFLECTIONS ON BALI H3 II RUN #1476

Scribe: Nightjar

A further sortie in the hills and valleys of Tegallalang with hares: BARNACLE BALLS, LIMPET, CUME ON YOUR BACK.

Really good though you would have to be pretty stupid not to lay a decent trail in verdant surroundings such as these. Sod’s law exemplified by two valley and one river crossings magnified twofold.

How wondrous are the ways of BALI HASH II. And what a fine turnout – 108 (including kids) intimated by RINGTAIL, recently returned from en forced exile. Very good to have you and 69ER back in the kennel.

Four kegs consumed largely thanks to JORROCK’s lively lad, irritating ankle-biter and call depilator of 20 years back who has developed into a charming pisspot and, on being duly iced, down-downed a hefty halt jug. Bloody good show.

And thankee to SCREAMING LORD for Alam Sar Cheese Catalogue 2020 – all productions local – clever Frog or Dago must be behind it, truly remarkable and unprecedented – particularly recommended stinky KEBIMA BLUE. Really no need for PHEELTHY PHROGGE to smuggle in supplies from Sarthe though highly appreciated – innit?

And nice to see BLIND DOG again, having been cast adrift on a Floresion island 30 years ago, and newcomer Theo who last hashed in Jakarta 35 ya and never since. ON ON chaps.

Magnificently situated, with ample parking, next to graveyard dominated by monstrous waringin (Ficus benjamini) adventitiously spread over good God’s acre, and teeming with birds and squirrels and lizards. Good spot for a pee. Usual tomfoolery exacerbated by the Mayor of Bayswater who had a naughty daughter. I recall a topical rhyming couplet as follows: She was fucked by a Hash House Harrier but the bastard wouldn’t marry her.

A few regulation military paces down the road another delight awaited. In huge letters the legend :- GREEN KUBU – with access gained by path excavated in hillside and affording egress via perilous drop below, but luckily there were bobok installed along the way. Great attendance yet again, state-of-the-art kitchen delivering first rate nosh and most agreeable and familiar staff. Nine out of ten, then back chez YWGMH for final flush and fling. Next week in the nether regions, or so I’m told at Pantai Lembeng. ON ON