HASH TRASH TWO TWO BLASTS FROM THE PAST OUT OF THE BLUE

BH32 TWO TWO BLASTS FROM THE PAST OUT OF THE BLUE

FEB 26 22

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First there was JANGLE JINGLE JUNGLE (it said so on his shirt) BALLS. We were treated to a resplendent delivery of Doctor Jokes and pungent DUNG BEETLE songs, some distinctly curry flavoured tending to RING OF FIRE and general acclamation and approbation that set the tone of this evening’s circle. Where you been you bastard these past two two years? Walking up and down Pearl Hill Penang saud he. Welcome back and stay with us. OUR SOUL also, ebony stick and hofty pot to hand, ex Surabaya 13 which now non-existent one hears (and Jakarta 13 barely extant) – how are the mighty fallen – but BA LI HHHII stronger than ever thanks to HM WORM and an outgoing HASH MISMANAGEMENT. Who will keep this show on the road? Find out next week.

Here it not for WOODEN EYE’s mastery of the elements – thunder and lightning kept at bay and more sporadic sprinkling permitted to dampen, succeeded by spectacular orange sunset – the proceedings might not have prospered. As it was, the redoubtable trio of HA RES, to wit WHITEBAIT, HANDJOB and BARNACLE BALLS – we know them well – provided us with sublime if somewhat slithery trails of sensible length (4 & 8 kc) and all back by 18.00, save GUDANG and gismo in the sodden sawah: overheard such glowing encomia as bloody lovely and fucking excellent and super spray from apprentice layer KUMONYERBACK, TOILET TRASHER & BOUNCING CZECH celebrated birthdays (with Victor Hugo 1802) while A CUTE ANGINA was baptized by WOODEN EYE and BANG AWAY LULI paid her respects.

NIGHTJAR made mention of his MAD MARCH HARE run coming up on March 5th. Same venue as HUT 82 run in PENISTANDING KELOD. Bugger LIVE HARE but scenting from 15.30 to mitigate interference, many checks all ‘short back and sides’ and not more than 100 paces (75 yards): Tom Brown and Jungle Rules, scent @ 10 Paces: when it stops CHECK and shout loudly CHECKING and ON ON …… Single trail for artistic short-cutters.

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